Friday, October 20, 2006

Day in Photos: Fall 2006

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Condoleezza Rice, reacting to news that South Korea has no intention of doing jack shit in response to the North Korean nuclear weapon test.





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Condoleezza Rice and Noh Mu-hyun share some casual conversation. Here, Rice is telling the Korean President that no, she hasn't had a chance to hear any Korean rap or hip-hop yet, and neither has she ever been told that she looks like Whoopi Goldberg or the 'skinny one' from the Bubble Sisters.



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President Noh Moo-hyun, right, talks with Japanese Foreign Minister Taro Aso about the North Korean nuclear crisis. Noh is seen talking about the importance of continuing to send money to North Korea to keep the lines of dialogue open, while Aso wonders if he has ever seen a bigger moron in all of his life.



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Chung Mong-koo, left, chairman
of Hyundai-Kia Automotive Group, cheers with Sonny Perdue, governor of
Georgia, in Atlanta, Ga., Friday, ahead of a groundbreaking ceremony
for Kia Motors’ all-new U.S. plant in West Point, Georgia.



With Hyundai continuing it's Kumsan money funneling project to North Korea, consumers can feel good knowing that with every Hyundai purchased, Kim Jong-il's despotic regime is that much more resistant to sanctions. Keep buying Korean products America! Support our allies!



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Does Ban Ki-moon have what it takes to be the next incompetent and irrelevant leader of the defunct UN? Our website research team says yes! Already billions of people from around the world could care less what he has to say about world issues such as nuclear weapon proliferation, looming civil war in Iraq, and poor refereeing in the Swiss-Korean 2006 World Cup match.


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Michelle Wie is among the 20 highest earning athletes in the world, which is pretty good for someone who has never actually achieved anything (maybe she should start hanging out with Paris Hilton?). Must be her Asian ideal B cup boobs.

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Hordes of young Korean lesbian lovers take to the mountains to enjoy the fall scenery.



And there's certainly nothing wrong with that.














Comments on original blog entry


LOL LOL LOL

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Posted by: Nomad | October 20, 2006 at 10:05 PM

Partypooper,

At least Michelle Wie at 16 y.o. got a few years to go from B to C.

You're pennis is still at a pubarescent stage.

Posted by: partypooper's gay friend | October 21, 2006 at 01:48 AM

Funny thing about Chung Mong-koo, chairman of Hyundai-Kia Automotive Group,is that the fucker is out on bail right now. THAT'S RIGHT!

Only in Korea, the land of "the economy is everything".

Posted by: Seth Gecko | October 21, 2006 at 02:35 AM

I have been trying to get Rice to run for president ever since I read a news report that said when she came to Korea in early 2003, she busted the South Korean government's balls in a manner that was spot on how they should have been busted:

It was reported that the SK team was explaining about the huge anti-US orgy that had been going on for months and that was widing down. They said if the US in Korea had only done this or that or this and that and so on, the orgy would have been much smaller. The USFK and Embassy guys tried to explain they had, in fact, done each of those things, but this was dismissed, as usual, as not having been done "in the right way" or with the proper "sincerity."

Anyway, Rice is reported to have cut to the chase-

She asked the Korean team if they knew the names of the two girls who were killed by the armored vehicle. "Of course" they said they did.

Then she is said to have asked them if they knew the names of any of the South Korean sailors who were killed in the West Sea Clash that happened a few short weeks before the tank accident....

The conversation came to an end on the subject of why the anti-US orgy grew into what it did.....

I would LOVE to have a video of that conversation!!!

Posted by: usinkorea | October 21, 2006 at 10:37 AM

'gay friend': For the record, I did not mean to imply that there was anything wrong with B cup size. We here at the Partypooper encourage and appreciate diversity. As for your other sentence, it wasn't particularly comprehensible. Perhaps you should refrain from attempting to use words beyond 1 syllable for a while (or at least learn how to use a dictionary). Work on 'you're' grammar more as well.

USinKorea: I thought Rumsfield was the man who nailed the 'Woori' crew with those lines. Could be wrong though. Anyway, I wonder if it was reported in the Korean newspapers.

Posted by: partypooper | October 21, 2006 at 06:05 PM

The entire Uridang, a party consisting of North Korean sleeper agents, political hacks, assholes and retards needs to be voted out of power and replaced by a either the Hanaradang or the Minjunodongdang.

Roh is a moron, but nowhere on the level of Taiwan Province's Chen Shuibian...

Posted by: Mark Milton | October 21, 2006 at 09:52 PM

The entire Uridang, a party consisting of North Korean sleeper agents, political hacks, assholes and retards needs to be voted out of power and replaced by a either the Hanaradang or the Minjunodongdang.

Roh is a moron, but nowhere on the level of Taiwan Province's Chen Shuibian...

Posted by: Mark Milton | October 21, 2006 at 09:56 PM

Party Pooper, I think you're gay friend was slamming your athletic ability. I think he meant "Your tennis is still at a putrescent stage!"

Posted by: Jenn | October 22, 2006 at 02:55 AM

i admire your work double-P, but your characterization of wie isn't fair and balanced like we all aspire to be, but only fox news achieves.

the fact that she hasn't won an lpga tournament yet doesn't mean she hasn't accomplished anything. far from it. take a look at her wiki page, but the fact that she has six top-5 finishes (three this year) in lpga majors in the last 4 years, and is currently ranked 10th in the world rankings while playing in only a third of the events that others play says a lot about her accomplishments thus far.

who knows if she'll reach tiger-like domination status, but it's a given that she'll start winning tournaments, and soon. a golfer doesn't consistently pull top-5's without eventually putting it together and getting the breaks to win one.

let me suggest that you've fallen into the korean "gold medal equals success and silver equals failure" mentality, and that's not a crowd you'd like to be associated with.

Posted by: iheartblueballs | October 25, 2006 at 09:26 PM

Wie looks like a dude.

Posted by: hardyandtiny | October 28, 2006 at 11:02 AM

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Oh joyous penis

Posted by: rint | November 04, 2006 at 08:49 PM

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Posted by: partypooper | November 05, 2006 at 01:44 PM

Nice retort. But that's not the reason I stopped by - this was posted on 20 Oct and today is 8 Nov. See where I'm headed with this?

Posted by: Nomad | November 07, 2006 at 10:38 PM

Yeah, I'm with Nomad.

Posted by: Jenn | November 11, 2006 at 05:02 AM

Ugh - who said Lesbian?

Posted by: Leone | November 22, 2006 at 05:52 PM

okaii........so first of all you think two korean girls holding hands is les??? Then you have seriuos issues. (Or I'm I just a humorless dork who is making too much out of this? Really hard for me to say.) If you are best friends with someone you treat them like your sister, so basically your saying that when you were little and if you had a brother or sister and held hands with him or her you were gay. (Ok, you're clearly not saying that, sorry for the real stupid analogy). NIce...You really made a great statement. And also what's up with talking shit bout michelle wie? I mean you must be really into korean girls if you search on the interenet just to find which boob size she has. Or is that just another silly joke that dumb people take out of proportion? Hmmm...maybe I shouldn't have skipped my Zoloft today.

Posted by: mary-elle | January 13, 2007 at 06:06 PM

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Trust the Computer

A computer programmer testified that he was asked by Republican Congressman Tom Feeney to write a program that would allow voting machines to be rigged for fraud.



Here's the story.



Here's a video of his testimony.



The insinuation is made that this software could have been used in the 2004 Presidential election.

Democrats and independent groups are challenging presidential
election results in Ohio, and have claimed that irregularities in some
precinct results might have been caused by tampering with electronic
voting machines.



Curtis said he has been trying to get attention drawn to his claims
since shortly after leaving Yang Enterprises, but has had difficulty
until this year. After watching a news report about voting machines in
Florida being installed at precincts without having their software
inspected, he said he redoubled his effort to get public attention.



Nothing is proven here, and in his testimony he admits clearly that he has no knowledge if anyone ever used the alleged program. But whether you're a Republican or a Democrat, don't you want this kind of thing checked out? If the guy is a crackpot, then it will come out. But if there's something to it, we have too much at stake here to just dismiss it out of hand. The Ohio elections did have some 'irregularities', and exit polls showed Kerry the winner yet surprisingly Bush won somewhat comfortably. There are possible explanations,(people may have been too embarrassed to admit in exit polls they voted for Bush was one I've heard)  but at some point there has to be enough suspicions to warrant a serious investigation. We happily blew 10's of million dollars to find out whether or not Clinton got a blow job, but we can't investigate whether or not a Presidential election was rigged?




New Feature!! Anticipated Comment Section:



To help commenters on my blog save time, I've gone ahead and typed up some of the common comments that usually follow this kind of post. If any match what you would like to say, just go ahead and cut and paste the appropriate message(s) into my comment section.



1. Oh God, here we go again with you whiney liberal losers. Why can't you all just admit that you LOST! GET OVER IT LOSERS!



2. This is such bullshit. You democrats will believe anything. Sooo naive. Someone is in denial.



3. DIE YOU COCKSUCKING LIBERAL SCUM FAG!!!!!!



4. More babble from unhinged leftists. There is ZERO chance that a good Christian Republican (which they all are) would EVER do something dishonest.  Democrats are the only ones morally depraved enough to do evil stuff like that. You America hating Democrats seem to be bent on self-distruction…



5. Lee Junki is NOT GAY and HOW DO YOU KNOW IF HE HAS A PENIS OR NOT?!! Why don't you just go somewhere and DIE!!!!






Comments on original blog entry

5. Lee Junki is NOT GAY and HOW DO YOU KNOW IF HE HAS A PENIS OR NOT?!! Why don't you just go somewhere and DIE!!!!

Posted by: Joel | October 10, 2006 at 06:22 PM

That's fun. I need to do something like this to get the responses I want.

Posted by: Joel | October 10, 2006 at 06:23 PM

#6. "Why do you hate freedom?"

Posted by: Hugh | October 12, 2006 at 05:31 AM

Joel, somehow I just knew you'd take that one.

Hugh: Damn, missed that one.

Posted by: partypooper | October 12, 2006 at 05:58 AM

Not much chance of those kinds of comments this time, Honourable Pooper. Here on this side of the water, the GOP is on the run big time. They are going to get slaughtered next month. Even CNN has turned against them and CBS is playing anti-war pieces every night on the Evening News.

Posted by: kimchipig | October 13, 2006 at 08:02 PM

YoU KnOw HoW MuCh I hAvE iN cOmMoN wItH aNgRy AsIaN aMeRiCaN tEeNs~!

Posted by: Joel | October 13, 2006 at 09:16 PM

Since we're on the topic of American politics and pretty boys, word has it that Mark Foley wants to get to the bottom of this "Lee Junki - Penis or No Penis" debate.

Posted by: Iceberg | October 13, 2006 at 09:49 PM

Let's just hope that the democrats don't do anything at all. If that's the case, they should win hands down with how many stupid mistakes the republicans keep making. Then we can start seeing shrub squirm in the white house.

Posted by: Frank Lee | October 17, 2006 at 02:14 AM

3. DIE YOU COCKSUCKING LIBERAL SCUM FAG!!!!!!

Posted by: usinkorea | October 21, 2006 at 10:40 AM

lee junki isn't gay.
bwahahaha.
im crazy. am i?.
kidin.

Posted by: juz_me | December 17, 2006 at 04:18 AM

Sunday, October 1, 2006

They're here for our cows...

Get to this site now and watch the video. Get informed.



Enjoy your burgers while you can, stupid earthlings...



I am reminded (for no particular reason) of a conversation I once had with an English textbook writer who stated proudly that her textbooks made no reference whatsoever to any fast food such as hamburgers or pizza. I asked her if beef itself was unhealthy, and if she also excluded mention of steak, kalbi, etc. as well. She said no, beef is fine in moderation. I then asked her if bread was unhealthy, or ketchup, tomatoes, or lettuce, with my voice rising in volume and pitch with each further hamburger ingredient until finally I was screaming at the top of my lungs, "THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS SO HIDEOUSLY WRONG WITH LETTING KIDS EAT A FUCKING HAMBURGER EVERY NOW AND THEN!" And she ran off weeping.



Every few months I catch a news report or documentary on Korean TV about the skin disease atopy. It shows some poor kids who are almost completely covered with a nasty looking itchy rash. Without fail, they mention fast food as one of the main culprits. Having not heard of this in the States, where more burgers and fries are consumed per capita than anywhere else in the world, I looked up as many sites on atopy and eczema that I could find and soon realized that this is a Korean myth right up there with fan death. The Korean response to the fact that fast food doesn't cause high levels of atopy in the States is that our bodies must be different. So what about Korean Americans, I ask, who grow up on a western diet of fast food? And that's usually where the conversation ends.



Enjoy your burgers, people. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. You don't see aliens coming millions of light years across the universe to steal our kimchi, do you? Think about it...



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Comments on original blog entry


Moshi moshi oishi ushi! (Hello delicious cow!)
I kept thinking about you making that woman weep over hamburgers yesterday. It made me laugh all day!

Posted by: Jenn | October 02, 2006 at 08:45 PM

All lies by the Party Pooper.

Fan death is real and so is Miguk-hanburger-engendered atopy -- which is short for "a topping," meaning the toppings on a hanburger.

A little-known FACT is that hanburger is ground by fan blades, which accounts for the deadly deadliness of hanburgers ... especially Miguk hanburgers.

Hanguk hanburgers are not so bad because they are HANGUK.

I hope that I have persuaded you to reject the FTA, which is a plot to introduce more Miguk hanburgers into Uri Nara and weaken the Korean SPIRIT until the Miguks take over.

Resist.

Gypsy 'Hanguk' Scholar

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Posted by: Horace Jeffery Hodges | October 04, 2006 at 02:52 AM

Why the hell isn't my trackback showing up?

""THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS SO HIDEOUSLY WRONG WITH LETTING KIDS EAT A FUCKING HAMBURGER EVERY NOW AND THEN!""

Too funny.

Jeffery,

Hanburgers? I'm surprised no one like Lotteria has thought of that yet...

Posted by: Nomad | October 04, 2006 at 03:23 AM

Nomad,

I realize you're joshing, but I'll be a geek, anyway:

Why no han-burgers at Lotteria? Probably because "han" all by itself means something along the lines of "bitterness." Koreans want to "untie" their han, not eat more of it!

Imagine something called the Spleenburger in the West. It might be a hit among angry nebbishes, but that's about it.


Kevin

Posted by: Kevin Kim | October 04, 2006 at 04:39 AM

Damn, Kevin. And all this time I thought that Koreans wanted to "unite" their han.

I guess that was just my dyslexia...

Jeffery Hodges

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Posted by: Horace Jeffery Hodges | October 04, 2006 at 12:17 PM

Kevin,

But by eating it, wouldn't that, in a weird way, be one way of getting rid of it? Something about swallowing a bitter pill?
A spleenburger...that's pretty funny too.

Posted by: Nomad | October 04, 2006 at 03:59 PM

The whole argument that Korean bodies are different from those of foreigners is the same that North Korea uses to sell its domestically produced herbal remedies to its citizen s and discourage med students from wanting to study abroad.

Posted by: SomeguyinKorea | October 04, 2006 at 04:43 PM

The whole argument that Korean bodies are different from those of foreigners is the same that North Korea uses to sell its domestically produced herbal remedies to its citizen s and discourage med students from wanting to study abroad.

Posted by: SomeguyinKorea | October 04, 2006 at 04:43 PM

I can imagine Lotteria's first commercial:

DAE-HAN-BUR-GER!!

dunh dunh dunh dunh dunh

Posted by: Iceberg | October 04, 2006 at 04:51 PM

Iceberg, that's pretty funny!

I see that I'd better copyright my coinage of "Hanburger" right now.

Everybody, don't forget that I came up the the word before anyone else!

Though I suppose that somebody, somewhere might have already coined it...

Jeffery Hodges

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Posted by: Horace Jeffery Hodges | October 04, 2006 at 08:49 PM